Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so tall Yao Ming looks up to her

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama so tall she did a back flip and kicked Jesus in the chin

Yo mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.

Yo mama so tall when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

yo momma is so tall she uses the eiffel tower as a dildo

Yo mama's so tall, she can see her house from anywhere.

Yo momma so tall Lisa Leslie is her minimee

Yo mama so big she has to take a bath in Niagra falls

Yo momma so tall, she did a cart wheel and put lines through da clouds.

yo mama so tall when she plays basketball, she has to lie down to put the ball in the hoop

Yo mama so tall she can sit on the London bridge and soak her feet!.

You Mama so tall when she did a cartwheel she kicked Jesus in the nuts.


yo mama so tall when I tell her to bend over she's still taller than me.

yo mama so tall when she jump in the sky it hit jesus' balls

Yo mama so tall she could "69" big foot.

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